the guy I dog-sit for just got a puppy and he’s havin a lil trouble with his ears

he worked it out :]

(via lightsaberfightsaber)

Looking at some real estate pamphlets

Trent: wow what a bunch of homos
Me: more like homo-owners amirite
Trent: haha sick joke friend I like having you around

Playing mario chase on nintendo land

Me: hey guys, if you catch me, would that make you the catcher in the rye?
Everyone else: haha wow what a great joke you are a valued friend




i dont even know what to say just fuckign take it

The Third Impact

the whole internet has led up to this video. or led back to.

New adeva setting?

(Source: contracthunter, via quantumoneironaut)

Baby: M-m-m
Mom: Marxism will prevail?
Baby: M-mommy
Mom: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist


Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

(via fluffydoge)